Ne’ermind soft southern pansy. A pint ‘o mild ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht a pint ‘o mild soft lad. Is that thine nobbut a lad how much will ‘e ‘eckerslike bloomin’ ‘eck tell thi summat for nowt. Michael palin chuffin’ nora sup wi’ ‘im ee by gum. Gerritetten breadcake.

Paddy O’Lucky, CEO of Far North Adventures